So I had Love is an Open Door playing with my windows rolled down, singing it, when I pulled up to a light. The guy next to me glances over and hears the song then begins to sing along with me

chekhovyourprivilege:

hiccupinglasses:

I think I found him.
The One.

YEAH THE ONE THAT’S GONNA TRY TO KILL YOUR SISTER AND TAKE OVER YOUR KINGDOM DRIVE AWAY GIRL

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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worths:

ok thanks

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

askfallencas-archive:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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thewinterboner:

trisaratopsies:

libertne:

libawr:

companiesmobilizingcustomers:

OKCupid asks Firefox users to switch to another browser due to its CEO’s opposition to gay marriage (via @SaraLang)

Wow.

Is this real I hope this is real

It’s real.

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