internetmemeprincess:

welcome to the 420th hunger games, kushniss everdank

Augustus: so your name is four
Tobias: yeah
Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
Tobias: will you stop

fartgallery:

i want to eat a really big circle

fruitcrocs:

i was coming back on the plane from america today and i turned on the plane’s chat room and discovered a riveting conversation between todd and ben

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todd sure came well prepared for the english weather despite how hot it is atm 

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wow todd that sounds really exciting

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nice nice

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hm

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wo ah plto twist

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bendover

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

Anonymous: Go on omegle and when you start a new conversation type in "hey daddy" and just go w it it's hella fun

spankmehardbarry:

idk if i did it right

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barackobotm:

prizes:

  • my friendship

how to win:

  • read this
  • you won
  • please don’t leave me